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Mob!Wally

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AU made by

Tumblr: @clownsuu

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Art made by

Tumblr: @clownsuu

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The lore 

So you basically have Welcome Home but everyone is part of a mob organization, or as Wally calls it his ‘family’.

 

Wally: Da Boss (yeah no shid) he isn’t that merciful of a boss- can be very brutal with how relentless he can be and is a bit of a (non sus) sadistic ass sometimes. Usually is playfully humorous initially, but can quickly go sour if he feels ever so slightly ticked. Preferred weapon: his eyes and his arms.

 

Barnaby: Body guard, boss’s left hand man, usually the one who talks for the boss. Sometimes he’s even seen as the “unofficial” boss of the whole group (which he likes to humor sometimes) but in the end he is possibly the most loyal out of everyone to Wally (man’s best friend after all). Preferred weapon is “da biggest gun we got!!!”.

 

Howdy: Butler, bartender, boss’s right hand man. Will do basically everything anyone says (who’s part of the family) without question, however he will always take the Boss’s requests as main priority over the others. This will often keep him awake and exhausted, and a few new stitches to add to his collection. He has the lowest ability to think freely. Preferred weapon: Ice pick.

 

Julie: Hitman A, interrogator, mad scientist really. Killing isn’t really too much of her thing, she prefers methodical planning and slow suffering with the use of chemicals and even random substances she can get her lil paws on. She’s not afraid to use anyone as a test subject, even if it’s her own members. preferred weapon: tranquilizers.

 

Sally: Hitman B, intimidator, c h a o s. Almost the complete opposite to Julie. Absolutely chaotic and adores violent bloodshed to a point it’s theatrical. Usually is called if they don’t really need a clean kill. Can often be seen dancing and listening to music while on the job, often says it helps her focus (nobody really argues with it). Preferred weapon: anything blunt and/or violently loud (tasers, rocket launchers, fireworks) (sally is banned from using rocket launchers).

 

Poppy: Medic, crime scene cleanup, voice of reason, sometimes chef. She does ok when it comes to clean ups and stuff, however she has panic attacks and gets terrified when ever she hears screams of pain/torture, and freezes. Typically Howdy is there to help her snap out of it and help her complete her work, if not do her work for her. Everyone, even including the boss, is there to support her when she’s distressed (everyone would hug her except Wally. He does not like being touched unless it’s Howdy or Barnaby). Preferred weapon: n/a.

 

Eddie: Messenger, delivery pick up/drop off, handler of the goods. He usually goes by himself, however after an incident where he lost his arm from a deal gone wrong, he is now required to leave with at least one of the hitmen (typically Sally). Very often does he get hurt in these trips and is usually always saved by Sally. Absolutely adores Frank for always trying to find the safest routes for him and wishes they had time together alone. Preferred weapon: a simple revolver.

 

Frank: In charge of ordering goods, making contacts, being a voice of reason, basically just a manager. The most stressed member of the group. Rarely is he seen outside of the headquarters unless it’s to talk to well known individuals. He doesn’t usually talk to anyone besides Howdy (ranting at the bar about people), Eddie (telling him what he needs to get next), and Julie (normal convos and her asking him to order new chemicals for her next project). Every time Frank thinks he has an intimate moment together alone with Eddie, out of the blue Eddie would just randomly talk about how much he loves the family and how Wally is so amazing. The next day Frank asks him about it, it seems Eddie doesn’t remember what happened yesterday. Frank has the highest ability to think freely. Preferred weapon: a simple glock.

 

Home: Voice of reason. Preferred weapon: Wally

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Everyone in the family doesn't have their right eye, they used to have it before they joined.

 

Taking an eye to be part of the ‘family’ has implications. These are people who can be immediately identified by anyone who knows of the boss. Specifically that they are part of the inner circle, direct access to Wally. This on its own is awful for a mob but it also means that they are powerful enough that the lack of a second eye would inspire fear instead of it being an exploitable weakness.

 

Also Wally is so smol that he breaks the big and intimidating stereotype. He is a master of the mind rather than someone who got lucky by being muscle. He has something to offer everyone, something that is worth losing an eye through violent means. He is used to having a very organized and “set to the script” way of living, anything that goes outside of his expectations and rules upsets him greatly. Specially when there are actual scripts he must follow.

 

The creator mentioned that Wally was just like them once- so small frail and cold. But one by one, they were all brought together slowly to form comfort- a family- a home. It all wouldn’t be possible if it wasn’t for Wally’s sacrifice (and no doubtedly Home's interferance).

Side info

✰ All of the mobsters are their canon/original heights.

 

✰ Wally keeps the eyes of his 'family' inside a jar and occasionally wears the eyes. 

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✰ Nobody remembers their birthday, and even if they did, Wally wouldn’t care about it. Instead, Wally would reassign their birthday to the day they joined the mob. He would even make it as special as any other birthday, because nothing is more important than the day they’ve united and finally became family.

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✰ Sally is pure chaos and has blown up the base… multiple times. Prolly with her rocket launchers or bombs or explosives. Anything that girl can get her grabby hands on. 

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✰ Poppy has a lot of her own trauma’s to deal with which most members are very understanding about, they try not to stress her out to much.

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✰ Wally would suck at hosting boardgame night.

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✰ You can't leave the 'family'. The only way to leave is through death.

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✰ Barnaby and Sally are chaotic murder besties.

 

✰ The stitches on their faces and bodies resemble a struggle! The harder they resisted, the more stitches they got from fighting Wally. The only one who doesn’t have stitches is Barnaby, who was the only one who willingly joined without a fuss. Howdy has been through the worst, literally ripped apart limb from limb.

 

✰ Frank is the manager, so he has rights to use money from the vaults (however him and Howdy have a strict amount they can borrow at a time. Anything higher than 500k would need to get explicit permission from Wally first).

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✰ Eddie has an injured arm and is the weakest member and suffers from bad memory loss. He often gets escorted by Sally on missions. He is grateful for her help but also fears her. 

 

✰ The mob au would be more in a "modern" timeline than a normal ol mafia timeline.

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✰ VERY rarely do you see Wally without at least Howdy or Barnaby, they are also the only ones allowed to pick him up. Their relationship in base is pretty simple: boss has a butler bodyguard who follows him around like a dog (and has another who follows him who is a dog). 

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✰ Frank is trying to figure out whats happening behind the scenes, and is getting into places he isn't supposed to.

 

✰ Whenever Wally uses weapons, they are almost purely used for intimidation, not really much for actual combat. Whenever he’s really upset and his patience is at a all time zero, he will not hesitate to use his eyes instead smhhhh.

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✰ It will be mentioned Howdy is a bit of a punching bag for Wally whenever he is VERY upset. Howdy for the most part won't do anything since he's used to it. His emotions and free thinking is severely suppressed- he has (almost) zero opinions on anyone he meets/knows, and if he does it’s extremely simple (like for boss is slight fear, Barnaby it’s playful friendly banter, Frank it’s mild curiosity, etc etc). He’s a true neutral basically.

 

✰ Wally has used a spoon before to scoop an eye out of an eye socket (take that how you will). 

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About shipping and love interests

The base au is made with the attention that nobody is shipped with each other so anyone can put their own interpretations/ships into it if they like- so nobody really feels that "oh it's canon in this au”.

 

The creator has made a few art pieces putting some of the characters together in a way that could be taken romantic, example being Wally x Howdy, Barnaby x Howdy, Sally x Julie, Eddie x Frank. But it isnt to be taken canon.

 

 

Question by anonymous on Tumblr: 

 

But what if mob!Wally had a love interest in someone? Would they still have to give him an eye or limb? Would he treat them differently? Or would things still go the same?

 

It depends-

 

Where they destined to be family? Or are they just a neighbor who caught the apple of his eye?

 

If they are destined to be family, they still would have to sacrifice a part of them (willingly or not) but he would treat them with more of his time and energy. He’s a busy puppet- him making time just for them is extremely outta the blue and unlike him-! He cares for all his family and treats them all (typically) as (almost) normal friends, but him having someone he truly loves really brings out the emotional softness he holds quite privately from the others. (The only ones who he has opened up emotionally by even a smidge is Barnaby, Howdy, and Poppy, aka the tallest of the crew LMAO).

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But if the latter, it would basically be a mental war with himself smhh. “This is not right- this is outrageous…!! Disgusting-!! Unacceptable-!!! Impure-!!!!!” And probably hate the living shid outta them because of his own insecurities. 

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Home

Home is a mysterious individual is what can be said, not a demon but can be considered a god- comes to those who seek him when they need him the most. Very VERY rarely (if at all) is he seen leaving his dimension to be in the muppet one. You are far more likely to be dragged down/summoned by one of his many merciful hands, specially/specifically on the brink of death. Ya wont remember him though, but the more you visit him the more paranoid ya get (like somebody is watching you- maybe he’s making sure you are alright and safe, who knows).

 

✰ Home is a entity who works entirely alone (unless otherwise chooses someone).

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✰ He answers to the most weak and vulnerable who calls for him.

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✰ He is not a demon (but can be considered a god).

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✰ He is neither defined as good or bad.

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Side note

The information presented here came from all the Tumblr posts made by the au creator. Everything was scattered so it took a while to piece it all together.

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Also, this particular au and de most recent posts also involve more of their own oc’s like Dusty, Cole, Robbie, Lovelie, etc. who play a role in the ‘family’. But honestly I haven’t taken a deep dive into their lore aside from looking at some art. Just so you know-

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ALSO ALSO I am absolutely smitten with their art, I really recommend checking them out.

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